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missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]




simplydalektable:

laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

i fucking hate this movie. i use the word very every day and i’m sure i have 10x as many women interested in me as this fuck because i treat them like human beings




autistickanaya:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

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ginnymydear:

laryndawn:

senashenta:

DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS!!

a+ for the last one




tyleroakley:

hello—camille:

”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”

THEY

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ARE

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SO

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FREAKING

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CUTE

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TOGETHER!

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying




irefusetobedefined:

ddowney:

i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”

I will never, ever, not reblog this. 




batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.




grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life




clannyphantom:

whoisdrdre:

clannyphantom:

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

Fuck America.

im from canada but yeah fuck em i guess